If I Have Kids, I'll Adopt.

Don't Tell Girls They Can Be Anything They Want When They Grow Up. Because It Would Have Never Occurred To Them That They Couldn't. It's Like Saying, 'hey, When You Get In The Shower, I'm Not Gonna Read Your Diary.' 'wait--are You Gonna Read My Diary?' 'no! I Said I'm Not Gonna Read Your Diary. Go Take A Shower!'

I Do Enjoy And Feel Compelled To Talk About Things That Are Taboo. One, Because I Think I'm A Troublemaker Inside, If Someone Says, "don't Say That," It's All I Want To Say. And Also, Something I Learned In Therapy ... Which Is Darkness Can't Exist In The Light, And Then That Made Me Think Of Something That Mr. Rogers Said, Which Is, "if It's Mentionable, It's Manageable."

Some People Say My Humor Focuses Too Much On Stereotypes. It Doesn't. It Focuses On Facts.

I Love Making Videos On My Couch. You Can Put Those On The Internet Fast. I Can Express Myself.

I Know How To Write. So I Am Not Totally At The Mercy Of Filmmakers, But It's Not A Bad Point.