If I Have Kids, I'll Adopt.

Women Don't Ask To Be Raped, But There Are Some That Are Asking To Be Motorboated

I Learned Pretty Early Is I Never Defend My Material; It's For Other People To If Someone Is Offended. It's So Subjective, And If You Don't Find It Funny, It's Definitely Going To Be Offensive.

I Became Known For Surprising Audiences. Except Now, If I Surprise Them Every Time, They Expect That.

I'll Tell You Why We Make Fun Of Midgets: We're Not Afraid Of Them.

When I Came Out To L. A., I Got A Part In An Episode Of 'star Trek: Voyager,' And I Hired An Acting Coach.