If I Have A Problem With Someone

The Coolest Thing, And I Have It At Home, Is A Huge Hulk Hogan, Normal-sized Pinball Machine. When People Come Over They Play It For Hours. When You Hit The Bumpers And The Bells Ring It Goes, 'oh Yeah!' The Whole Time You're Playing This Machine It's Yelling And Screaming At You, 'what You Gonna Do, Brother?!' I Think That's The Coolest.

The Only Time I'm Not Hulk Hogan Is When I'm Behind Closed Doors Because As Soon As I Walk Out The Front Door, And Somebody Says Hello To Me, I Can't Just Say 'hello' Like Terry. When They See Me, They See The Blond Hair, The Mustache, And The Bald Head, They Instantly Think Hulk Hogan.

To All My Little Hulkamaniacs, Say Your Prayers, Take Your Vitamins And You Will Never Go Wrong.

Wrestling Needs To Be About The Art Form Again. It Needs To Be About Painting A Picture And Having A Really Good Match.

I'm Real Good With Math, With Numbers, Like My Dad Was. I'm Pretty Much Dialed In.