If I Had My Way, I'd Remove

I Therefore Invite You All," Mr Fox Went On, 'to Stay Here With Me For Ever.' For Ever!' They Cried. 'my Goodness! How Marvellous!' And Rabbit Said To Mrs Rabbit, 'my Dear, Just Think! We're Never Going To Be Shot Again In Our Lives!' We Will Make,' Said Mr Fox, 'a Little Underground Village, With Streets And Houses On Each Side - Seperate Houses For Badgers And Moles And Rabbits And Weasels And Foxes. And Every Day I Will Go Shopping For You All. And Every Day We Will Eat Like Kings.' The Cheering That Followed This Speech Went On For Many Minutes.

If I Had My Way, I'd Remove January From The Calendar Altogether And Have An Extra July Instead.

There Is A Trait In The Jewish Character That Does Provoke Animosity; Maybe It's A Kind Of Lack Of Generosity Towards Non-jews. I Mean There Is Always A Reason Why Anti-anything Crops Up Anywhere; Even A Stinker Like Hitler Didn't Just Pick On Them For No Reason.

All Through My School Life I Was Appalled By The Fact That Masters And Senior Boys Were Allowed Quite Literally To Wound Other Boys, And Sometimes Very Severely.

If My Books Can Help Children Become Readers Then I Feel I Have Accomplished Something Important.