If I Had My Druthers, I Would

Anything Is Possible, And The Truth Is Any Human Being At Any Given Moment, No Matter How Good They Are - Not Only At Their Job But Also As A Person - They're Capable Of Anything, And It's Not Always A Conscious Thing.

I Was Constantly, Always And Forever, Trying To Perform The Musical 'annie' For Anyone Who Would Listen, And I Have A Terrible Singing Voice. It Was The First Thing That Made Me Think I Wanted To Be An Actress.

All My Friends Went To The Madonna Concert When I Was In, Maybe, The 9th Grade, And My Mother Refused To Let Me Go.

I Played A Lesbian Reporter In 1964, Who Was Incarcerated, And Ended The Series As A 75-year-old Woman. And Then, I Was A Witch Blinded By Acid Who Became The Supreme, And Took My Mother's Energy And Life, So That I Could Live And She Would Die. And Then, I Was Conjoined Twins. And Then, I Played A Heroin Addict.

All Of My Friends Went To College And I Got A Job At Circle Pizza, Where I Worked For 24 Hours. I Had To Call My Mother Four Times To Ask Her How To Spell Parmesan. I'm Not Kidding. I Was A Terrible Speller. I Think I Was Really Nervous That I Somehow Didn't Feel Right Out In The World In That Way.