If I Had Had Me For A

I Live In Constant Fear Of Being Fired Or Dropped For That Dark Part Of My Work I Can't Control.

I Run A Tight Ship, But I Try And Make It Seem Like I'm Not Doing That At All.

Love Is An Exploding Cigar We Willingly Smoke.

What Is An Imaginary Friend? Are There Also Imaginary Enemies?

In Life There Are Always These Things Happening If You Can Just Get The Joke.