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People Often Imagine That Being Hard To Please Confers A Certain Superiority.

Jokes Are Unanswerable Objections.

Worried About Being A Dull Fellow? You Might Develop Your Talent For Being Irritating.

Machismo Makes No Provision For Preparing Lunch, Doing The Laundry, Or Minding The Baby.

In The Labyrinth Of A Difficult Text, We Find Unmarked Forks In The Path, Detours, Blind Alleys, Loops That Deliver Us Back To Our Point Of Entry, And Finally The Monster Who Whispers An Unintelligible Truth In Our Ears.