If I Had A Choice About Going

My Diagnosis," He Said "for Better Or Worse, Is That Your Son Is The Result Of An Old Pharaoh's Curse.

My Kid Is A Product Of The Fast Computer Lifestyle.

Son, Are You Happy? I Don't Mean To Pry, But Do You Dream Of Heaven? Have You Ever Wanted To Die?

I'm Going To Put That On My Gravestone. "he Created Such A Category Of Unwanted Pop Culture - Famous For Directing Unwanted Cultural References".

They Took A Baseball Bat And Whacked Open His Head. Mummy Boy Fell To The Ground; He Finally Was Dead. Inside Of His Head Were No Candy Or Prizes, Just A Few Stray Beetles Of Various Sizes.