If I Don't Understand It, It Must

In My Dream, I Was Drowning My Sorrows But My Sorrows They Learned To Swim

Particularly Conservative Christians, I Was Very Angry That They Were Not Involved More In The Aids Emergency.

Books! I Dunno If I Ever Told You This, But Books Are The Greatest Gift One Person Can Give Another.

I Truly Believe That When The History Books Are Written, Our Age Will Be Remembered For Three Things: The War On Terror, The Digital Revolution, And What We Did - Or Did Not Do - To Put The Fire Out In Africa. History, Like God, Is Watching What We Do.

The Only Person Who Ever Called Me Paul Was My Father, So I Always Associate It With Doing Something Wrong, You Know. So, You Know, Occasionally, People Will Come Up To Me On The Street And Try To, You Know, Ingratiate Themselves And Call Me Paul. I Don't Like It, Actually.