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I Think Comedy Has To Be An Intellectual Pursuit. It Comes Down To Logic And Analysis. As Soon As It Becomes Emotional, It's Not Comedy Anymore.

The World Is Bigger Than All The Parts. That's The Important Thing, And One Thing Can Throw Everything Off Kilter. And You Must Never Let Yourself Off. You'll Let Yourself Off By Mistake. So You Shouldn't Do It Consciously. You Have To Be Above It All And Just Be Very Disciplined With It. Just Be Very Disciplined With It.

That's What Life Is, It's The Small Struggles. You Walk Down The Street For Half An Hour, You See Half An Hour Of Drama. You Don't Need Convoluted Plot Lines. You Don't Need Long-lost Brothers. You Don't Need It's Set On The Future; It's Set On The Moon.

It's Going To Be A Night Of Partying And Heavy Drinking. Or As Charlie Sheen Calls It: Breakfast.

When Someone Thanks God, I Don't Get Offended.