If I Decide To Be An Idiot,

You Just Have To Press The Right Keys And The Right Pedals At The Right Time And The Music Plays Itself.

On One Of Those Rare Occasions When Bach Appraised His Own Life's Work, He Remarked: I Worked Hard.

My Present Post Amounts To About 700 Thaler, And When There Are Rather More Funerals Than Usual, The Fees Rise In Proportion; But When A Healthy Wind Blows, They Fall Accordingly.

It's Easy To Play Any Musical Instrument: All You Have To Do Is Touch The Right Key At The Right Time And The Instrument Will Play Itself.

Old Concept: Love Is Blind. Marriage Is An Eye Opener. New Concept: Love Is Not Blind - It Simply Enables One To See Things Others Fail To See.