If I Could Hang Out With Jimi

If It Had Been Any Different, If I Had Been Born Just One Minute Later, Or Been In The Wrong Pace At The Right Time Or Vice Versa, The Life That I've Lived And Come To Love Would Not Exist. And That Is A Situation That I Would Not Want To Consider In The Slightest.

When I See Footage Of Guns N' Roses, I See That Fu**ing Hunger And Attitude. You Could Not F**k With Those Five Guys. It Was Just Raw. It Was This Lean, Hungry Thing On Its Way Up. It Was As Sincere As Any Rock 'n' Roll That I've Ever Heard, And I'm Proud Of That.

I'm Not Ridiculously Wealthy, But I Don't Squander Money Either.

An Anagram Of Axl Rose Is Oral Sex. Why Do I Know? Because When I'm Not Playing Music I Love Solving Erotic Jumbles.

As For Guns N' Roses, I Don't Think There's Ever A Chance Of A Reunion.