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I Have Thought About Punching People Out. Sometimes, I've Thought, 'why Don't I Just Act On That Impulse?' But Then, I've Never Hit Anybody In Anger. Hey! I've Never Hit Anybody For Fun.

When I Studied How To Think In School, I Was Taught That The First Rule Of Logic Was That A Thing Cannot Both Be And Not Be At The Same Time And In The Same Respect. That Last Note, “in The Same Respect,” Says A Lot. As Soon As You Change The Frame Of Reference, You’ve Changed The Truthiness Of A Once Immutable Fact.

I've Been Nominated Twice Before As Actor In A Leading Part. Now I'm Nominated As Actor In A Supporting Part. If I Don't Win, I'll Just Wait Until I'm Nominated For Being In The Theater During The Show. Do They Have One Like That?

I've Sat Looking Down Into A Volcano That Could Blow At Any Moment; I've Helped Catch A Shark And Several Rattlesnakes; I Let A Tarantula Walk Across My Hand, And I Ate Rat Soup.

Whenever You Wonder About Yourself, Look Up At The Stars Swirling Around In The Heavens And Just Realize How Tiny And Puny They Are. They're Supposed To Be Gigantic Explosions And They're Just These Insignificant Little Dots. If You Step Back From Things Far Enough You Realize How Important And Powerful You Are.