How Come It Rains Every Hall Of

I Don't Know (if They Were Men Or Women Running Naked Across The Field). They Had Bags Over Their Heads.

The Ballparks Have Gotten Too Crowded. That's Why Nobody Goes To See The Game Anymore.

I Never Blame Myself When I'm Not Hitting. I Just Blame The Bat And If It Keeps Up, I Change Bats. After All, If I Know It Isn't My Fault That I'm Not Hitting, How Can I Get Mad At Myself?

50% Of All Married People Are Women

As A General Comment On Baseball:"90% Of The Game Is Half Mental."