If He Wants To Be An Asshole,

Men Are Afraid That Women Will Laugh At Them. Women Are Afraid That Men Will Kill Them.

Anybody Who Writes A Book Is An Optimist. First Of All, They Think They're Going To Finish It. Second, They Think Somebody's Going To Publish It. Third, They Think Somebody's Going To Read It. Fourth, They Think Somebody's Going To Like It. How Optimistic Is That?

I Stand On The Corner, Pretending I Am A Tree.

There Is So Much Going On All Over The World That It's Impossible For One Person To Keep Up. And I Can't.

Knowledge Is Power Only As Long As You Keep Your Mouth Shut.