If God Wanted Us To Be Naked,

When I Was Little, My Mom Told Me That If I Lied, The Devil Would Visit Me In My Sleep. To This Day, If I Tell Even The Smallest Lie, I Have Bad Dreams. Plus, I'm No Good At It.

You Read Stuff About Yourself And You Think, My God, Where Are These People Coming Up With These Things? Why Am I The One That They're Picking On?

My Inner Child Is Not Wounded.

I Could Tell You What My Good Qualities Are. There's My Honesty; I Have A Very Wacky, Kind Of Dry Humor That A Lot Of People Don't Get To See.

I Still Get Nervous On Dates. I'll Be Sitting At Dinner With A Guy And I Have To Excuse Myself And Go To The Bathroom Because I Can't Breathe.