If Frogs Had Side Pockets, They'd Carry

College Is Like A Woman: You Work So Hard To Get In, And Nine Months Later You Wish You'd Never Come. We Used To Say If A Frog Had Side Pockets, He'd Carry A Handgun.

Democratic Presidential Candidate Al Gore Officially Introduced His History-making Running Mate Today, Senator Joseph Lieberman Of Connecticut....in Their First Joint Appearance They Gave A Preview Of The Gore-lieberman Fight-back, Comeback Strategy. Their Message: They Represent The Future, Not The Past, And They Are The Ticket Of High Moral Standards Most In Tune With Real Mainstream America.

Anyone Who Says Network News Cannot Be Profitable Doesn't Know What He Is Talking About. But Anyone Who Says It Must "always," Make Money Is Misguided And Irresponsible.

The Michigan Republican Primary Apparently Is Tighter Than Willie Nelson's Headband.

Never Eat Spinach Just Before Going On The Air.