If Finding An Apartment Is Like Falling

No One Writes Dialect Better Than Flannery O'connor. No One Should Even Try.

Usually, If I Think Something Is Really Funny, It Doesn't Get Any Reaction Whatsoever.

When They're Born Outside, Crows Come And Pluck Their Eyes Out.

The Word 'phobic' Has Its Place When Properly Used, But Lately It's Been Declawed By The Pompous Insistence That Most Animosity Is Based Upon Fear Rather Than Loathing.

People Discuss Their Relationships All The Time, But You Can't. I Don't Think People Realize How Harmful That Is, How It Twists You Up To Hide Who You Are. It's Not Healthy, And The Great Gains That Homosexuals Have Made In My Lifetime, I Think That We'll Look Back In Twenty Or Thirty Years And Say, "i Can't Believe We Ever Made Them Go Through That."