If Everybody Were A Guy, The Human

I Like Golf Because You Can Be Really Terrible At It, And Still Not Look Much Dorkier Than Anybody Else.

Never Under Any Circumstances Take A Sleeping Pill And A Laxative On The Same Night.

What Was Life Like In The Colonies? Probably The Best Word To Describe It Would Be "colonial".

With Humor You Have So Many Options With Topics And Length, I Mean I Can Write Humor Essays In Books Now And They Can Be As Long As I Want Them To Be.

Seriously? You Won’t Help Me?” “help Yourself Get Killed? No, I Won’t.