If Bach Is Not In Heaven, I

Life Can't Be All Bad When For Ten Dollars You Can Buy All The Beethoven Sonatas And Listen To Them For Ten Years.

I Won't Insult Your Intelligence By Suggesting That You Really Believe What You Just Said.

Not Everything That Is Legal Is Reputable.

Industry Is The Enemy Of Melancholy

If Only The Left Hated Crime As Much As They Hated Hate.