If At First You Don't Succeed, That's

The Thing About The Internet Is That You Can Write Something... For A Very Narrow Audience And Make A Living At It.

Correlation Doesn’t Imply Causation, But It Does Waggle Its Eyebrows Suggestively And Gesture Furtively While Mouthing ‘look Over There.’

The Explosion Would Be Just The Right Size To Maximize The Amount Of Paperwork Your Lab Would Face. If The Explosion Were Smaller, You Could Potentially Cover It Up. If It Were Larger, There Would Be No One Left In The City To Submit Paperwork To.

Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones, But Words Can Make Me Think I Deserved It.

I Read Comics And I Did Science, And Never Really Put Them Together Until I Accidentally Found Myself In The Middle Of One.