I Had Really Good Hearing And When

I Had Really Good Hearing And When You're Scared It Gets Heightened So You Hear Scratching Noises Or Something.

At Some Point I Stopped Stand-up Because I Didn't Have Something To Say On A Nightly Basis.

My Grandparents Invented Joylessness. They Were Not Fun. I've Already Had More Fun With My Grandchildren Than My Grandparents Ever Had With Me.

When I've Gotten Criticism, It's That It's Too Long, Too Soft, Didn't Hit The Government Hard Enough. Then When I Do Hit The Government, They Go, What's He Doing Hitting The Government?

I'm Comfortable Being Old... Being Black... Being Jewish.