If Alcohol Is Queen, Then Tobacco Is

God And Country Are An Unbeatable Team; They Break All Records For Oppression And Bloodshed.

Frankly, Despite My Horror Of The Press, I'd Love To Rise From The Grave Every Ten Years Or So And Go Buy A Few Newspapers.

I Think Films Are Perishable, Because They Depend Too Much On Technology, Which Advances Too Quickly And The Films Become Old-fashioned, Antiques. What I Hope For Is That Technology Advances To The Point That Films In The Future Will Depend On A Little Pill Which You Take; Then You Sit In The Dark, And From Your Eyes You Project The Film You Want To See On A Blank Wall.

Salvador Dalí Seduced Many Ladies, Particularly American Ladies, But These Seductions Usually Consisted Of Stripping Them Naked In His Apartment, Frying A Couple Of Eggs, Putting Them On The Woman's Shoulders And, Without A Word, Showing Them The Door.

If We Could Only Find The Courage To Leave Our Destiny To Chance, To Accept The Fundamental Mystery Of Our Lives, Then We Might Be Closer To The Sort Of Happiness That Comes With Innocence.