If Alcohol Is Legal, I Don't See

I Resent Having To Prove That I'm Not A Retard.

I Feel Like It's Impossible To Please The Hardcore Comic Book Fans, Because They'll Never Be Happy No Matter What You Do.

Self-loathing Doesn't Keep Me From Being Happy. But That Doesn't Mean I Don't Struggle.

Well, I'm Clearly Not Ugly.

Well Let Me Tell You What [high School Musical] Is Really About. High School Musical Is About This Group Of Boys Who Are All Being Molested By The Basketball Coach, Who Is Zac Efron's Dad. It's About Them Struggling To Cope With This Molestation. And They Have These Little Girlfriends, Who Are Their Beards. Oh, And Somehow There's Music Involved. You Have To Get Stoned To Watch It.