If A Woman Is Into Me, It

I Believe There's Nothing I Can't Accomplish.

I'm Ok With Being The Old Spice Guy Because Before I Was The Old Spice Guy I Was The Guy Looking For Work On His Couch.

I Just Like Making People Laugh.

When A Girl Finally Texts Me Back, That Ding On The Phone Is Like An Angel Singing.

I Hope That My Daughter Grows Up Empowered And Doesn't Define Herself By The Way She Looks But By Qualities That Make Her A Intelligent, Strong And Responsible Woman.