If A Man Owes Me Money, I

To Plunder, To Lie, To Show Your Arse, Are Three Essentials For Climbing High.

Full Of Wiles, Full Of Guile, At All Times, In All Ways, Are The Children Of Men.

You Vote Yourselves Salaries Out Of The Public Funds And Care Only For Your Own Personal Interests; Hence The State Limps Along.

Comedy Too Can Sometimes Discern What Is Right. I Shall Not Please, But I Shall Say What Is True.

Mix And Knead Together All The State Business As You Do For Your Sausages. To Win The People, Always Cook Them Some Savory That Pleases Them.