If A Cat Spoke, It Would Say

People May Think Of Southern Humor In Terms Of Missing Teeth And Outhouse Accidents, But The Best Of It Is A Rich Vein Running Through The Best Of Southern Literature.

Mozart Combined High Formality And Playfulness That Delights As No Other Composition In Any Other Medium Does.

If A Cat Spoke, It Would Say Things Like, 'hey, I Don't See The Problem Here.'

When Money Gets Too Far Away From Actual, Physical, Real Equity And Property It Gets Too Abstract And Too Distantly Derived And Then Suddenly It's Not Worth Anything Anymore. And The Same Is True Of Language.

The Last Time Somebody Said, 'i Find I Can Write Much Better With A Word Processor', I Replied, 'they Used To Say The Same Thing About Drugs'.