I'd Rather Give Up My Ears Than

I Could Never Be A Member Of A Single Party. I Want The Best Of All Worlds, Thank You.

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.

I Don't Listen To Music. I Hate Music.

Do What I Want, Be Honest To Myself And Then It Would Do Good For Others, That's All, Full On.

I Keep Falling Off The Edge Of The Stage Because I Can't See It. I Can't See My Wrinkles In The Mirror Either, Though.