I'd Rather Eat A Cow-pat On A

You Really Only Understand Whether A Song's Good Or Not When You Properly Play It Out In Public For The First Time.

Being In A Band Didn't Buy Me My Beans On Toast!

People's Musical Tastes Are Fickle, And Music Can Be A Fashion.

Arty. To Me The Word's Got As Much Venom Associated With It As 'wacky'.

A Lot Of Food Criticism Has A Similar Flavor To It, And I'm Probably Going To Write About It In A Different Way.