I'd Rather Be The King Of Kids,

I Love Satan. Christianity Is So Boring. If Star Wars Didn't Have That Evil Imprint, They Wouldn't Sell Two Tickets. Satan Sells Tickets. That Dude, Darth Maul, He Was Down With Satan. Put It This Way, Satan Loves To Party, He Loves To F**k And He Loves To Eat Rich, Delicious Food. Actually That Sounds A Lot Like Kyle Gass (his Bandmate).

I Seem Like A Big Bombastic Outgoing Dude, When It Comes Down To It With The Ladies, When I Was A Single, Free-wheeling Dude, I Was Always Very Shy. It Was Difficult To Form Sentences With The Girl Of My Dreams.

The Greatest Gift In Life Is The Ability To Think Great Thoughts And Have The Strength To Take Action So That Those Thoughts Become Reality In This Wonderful And Abundant World.

I Just Remember The Early Days Of Tenacious D. There Was No Talk Or Thought About Doing A Tv Show Or A Movie.

I Really Wanted People To Pay Attention To Me And Like Me. And The Class Clown Thing, You Know? There's A Weird Desperation To The Class Clown When You Really Investigate It. Why Are They Trying To Be The Clown So Much? They're Filling Some Kind Of Hole.