I'd Rather Be The King Of Kids,

I'm A Jew. Thirty-three Is When Christ Died. So Though I'm A Jew, In The Back Of My Mind I Still Think That I Gotta Get It Done Before I'm Thirty-four Because Well, I Don't Know Why. He Got It Done Before He Was Thirty-four.

I Really Wanted People To Pay Attention To Me And Like Me. And The Class Clown Thing, You Know? There's A Weird Desperation To The Class Clown When You Really Investigate It. Why Are They Trying To Be The Clown So Much? They're Filling Some Kind Of Hole.

I Love Satan. Christianity Is So Boring. If Star Wars Didn't Have That Evil Imprint, They Wouldn't Sell Two Tickets. Satan Sells Tickets. That Dude, Darth Maul, He Was Down With Satan. Put It This Way, Satan Loves To Party, He Loves To F**k And He Loves To Eat Rich, Delicious Food. Actually That Sounds A Lot Like Kyle Gass (his Bandmate).

I Like Being Married. I'm At Home With My Wife And Kids All The Time Now. I Don't Go Out For Wild Nights.

I Just Had A Son And Had To Take Him To The Paediatrician And He Measured His Head And Apparently He's In A Group In Which Only 14 Per Cent Of The Population Have A Bigger Head Than Him. Then She Said: "do You Mind If I Measure Your Head?" I Said: "go Ahead." And She Was Shocked, Because Less Than One Per Cent Of The World's Population Has A Bigger Head Than Mine. So I Guess That Means I'm Pretty Full Of Myself. Or That I Have A Huge Brain.