I'd Rather Be A Rising Ape Than

The Thing About Football - The Important Thing About Football - Is That It Is Not Just About Football.

Never Trust A Species That Grins All The Time. It’s Up To Something.

My Agent Pointed Out One Day That I Had Been Quoted By A Columnist In Some American Newspaper, And He Noted With Some Glee That They Simply Identified Me By Name Without Reminding People Who I Was, Apparently In The Clear Expectation That Their Readers Would Know Who I Am.

Education Had Been Easy. Learning Things Had Been Harder.

Granny Was An Old-fashioned Witch. She Didn’t Do Good For People, She Did Right By Them.