I'd Play For Half My Salary If

Let Me Show You How It's Done... Loser!

I'll Promise To Go Easier On Drinking And To Get To Bed Earlier, But Not For You, Fifty Thousand Dollars, Or Two-hundred And Fifty Thousand Dollars Will I Give Up Women. They're Too Much Fun.

Yesterday's Home Runs Don't Win Today's Games.

I Hit An Inside-the-park Home Run! I Beat It Out! Can You Believe That?

I Thank Heaven We Have Had Baseball In This World... The Kids... Our National Pastime.