I'd Play For Half My Salary If

I Don't Give A Damn About Any Actors. What Good Will John Barrymore Do You With The Bases Loaded And Two Down In A Tight Ball Game. Either I Get The Money (more Than Barrymore), Or I Don't Play!

How To Hit Home Runs: I Swing As Hard As I Can, And I Try To Swing Right Through The Ball... The Harder You Grip The Bat, The More You Can Swing It Through The Ball, And The Farther The Ball Will Go. I Swing Big, With Everything I've Got. I Hit Big Or I Miss Big. I Like To Live As Big As I Can.

I Only Have One Superstition: I Make Sure To Touch All The Bases When I Hit A Home Run.

After All, There's Only One Aswer To Be Made To The Young Fellow Who Is Asking Constantly For Advice As To How To Hit. The Answer Is: "pick Out A Good One And Sock It!

That Last One Sounded Kinda High To Me.