I'd Make A Bad Preacher.

One Minute You're Up Half A Million In Soybeans And The Next, Boom, Your Kids Don't Go To College And They've Repossessed Your Bentley.

I Had A Slight Touch Of Tourette's, Which Means You Talk To Yourself And Bark And Cry Out At Night.

Everyone Fears The Cut Of The Blade. It Doesn't Matter After That. I Know The Spirit Survives As There Is So Much Evidence Of The Survival Of The Personality In The Afterlife.

I Am A Spiritualist, A Proud Wearer Of The Spiritualist Badge. Mediums And Psychic Research Have Gone On For Many, Many Years.

Parodies Of Commercials Are By No Means New And Have Been Popular Going Back To Black-and-white Tv Shows Of The '50s.