I'd Love To Do A Columbo-type Detective

Guys, Particularly In The West, Go To The Gym And Train For Hours And Hours To Pick Up Something That Is Heavier Than Them. Why Would You Want To Do That?

I Owe My Father Everything.

I Like To Be Working And Moving - The Worst Thing You Can Do To Me Is Stick Me In A Room All Day While You're Lighting A Shot. That Just Kills Me.

I Often Have Scripts Sent To Me With Allegedly Scottish Characters Where I End Up Telling Them, 'you're Going To Have To Rethink This Whole Thing!

I Rant And Rave About Noise Pollution.