I'd Love To...but Only With You.

And Make No Mistake, My Friend, Your Pointless Life Will End; But Before You Go, Can You Look At The Truth?

When I'm Lying In My Bed, I Think About Life And I Think About Death. And Neither One Particularly Appeals To Me.

Jesus Made Me, So He Should Save Me From Pity, Sympathy And Idiots Discussing Me.

I Always Thought My Genitals Were The Result Of Some Crude Practical Joke.

I Was Wasting My Time, Praying For Love. For A Love That Never Comes, From Someone Who Does Not Exist.