I'd Love To...but Only With You.

I Have Found The Best Way To Avoid Ending Your Life As A Bitter Wreck Is To Start Out As One.

I Was Quite Advanced When I Was At School, And When I Left School It Seemed That All These Really Oafish Clods From School Were Making Tremendous Progress And Had Wonderfully Large Cars And Lots Of Money, And I Seemed To Be Constantly Waiting For A Bus That Never Came.

And If You Have Five Seconds To Spare, I'll Tell You The Story Of My Life".

Robert Smith Is A Whingebag.

The Only Thing That Could Possibly Save British Politics Would Be Margaret Thatcher's Assassin.