I'd Love To...but Only With You.

I Can Chase You, And I Can Catch You, But There Is Nothing I Can Do To Make You Mine.

I Think We Were All Initially Swept Along With The Obama Win, But He's Proven To Be Simply A Set Of Teeth, And Useless In Every Other Regard.

Sometimes I Wish I Was Just A Simple Drunkard.

Life Is A Very Serious Business For The Simple Reason That Nobody Dies Laughing.

Denmark Is Sadly A Hellish Place If You Happen To Be A Pig, But The Brioche And Fruits That Tower On The Table Before Me Have Me Hastily Attaching A Feedbag.