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In The Words Of The Philosopher Sceptum, The Founder Of My Profession: Am I Going To Get Paid For This?

When You Look Into The Abyss, It’s Not Supposed To Wave Back.

There Are Thousands Of Good Reasons Why Magic Doesn't Rule The World. They're Called Witches And Wizards.

Banana Daiquiris Aren't Knock-'em-back-by-the-flagon.

Horoscope: Today Is A Good Time For Making New Friends. A Good Deed May Have Unforeseen Consequences. Don’t Upset Any Druids. You Will Soon Be Going On A Very Strange Journey. Your Lucky Food Is Small Cucumbers. People Pointing Knives At You Are Probably Up To No Good. Ps, We Really Mean It About The Druids.