I'd Like To Be Called Ransom Spunk

I Think 26 Is The Turning Point. I’ve Got To Make Up For 10 Years Of Living Like A Degenerate. I’ve Suddenly Become Conscious Of Being Unhealthy. You’ve Spent Every Bit Of Free Time Since [the Age Of ] 15 In A Pub. And Suddenly You’re Like, ‘oh God, I Don’t Want To Be This Grey Ghost Sitting There With A Pot Belly. I’ve Got To Get It Together.

Peter [facinelli] Would Be So Good At Doing That. I Want Him To Do The Beyoncé Biopic.

I Thought I Knew It All. Again, I Knew Absolutely Nothing.

I Got £25. My Friends All Gave Me £5. It Was A Very Thoughtful Present.

I Can’t Remem­ber Who Said It, But A Soul And A Heaven Must Exist Because Good Peo­ple Aren’t Rewarded Enough On Earth. I Always Liked That Idea, If That Makes Sense.