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The Perils Of Duck Hunting Are Great- Especially For The Duck.

I Have Never Pretended To Be A Great Writer. I Am Totally Immodest About Being A Great Reporter And A Good News Writer. I Write Fast And I Write Accurately, Nearly As Accurately As Anybody Can Be, And That's My Skill.

I Grew My Mustache When I Was Nineteen In Order To Look Older. I Never Shaved It Off Even Though It Overran Its Usefulness Many, Many Years Ago. Once You Get Started In Television, People Associate You With Your Physical Appearance - And That Includes The Mustache. So I Can't Shave It Off Now. If I Did, I'd Have To Answer Too Much Mail.

So Now The Question Is, Basically, Right Now, How Will The Osama Bin Laden Tape Affect The Election? And I Have A Feeling That It Could Tilt The Election A Bit. In Fact, I'm A Little Inclined To Think That Karl Rove, The Political Manager At The White House, Who Is A Very Clever Man, That He Probably Set Up Bin Laden To This Thing.

The Daily Coverage Of The Vietnamese Battlefield Helped Convince The American Public That The Carnage Was Not Worth The Candle.