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Why Die On Mars When You Can Live In South Dakota? South Dakota, You Can Live Here.

First Of All, I'm A Midwesterner, Being From Kansas, And Chicago Is Basically A Big Midwestern Cow Town. It Was Built From The Stockyards, And Everyone Is Very Friendly, And It's At The Edge Of The Tallgrass Prairie. There's Just A Good Feel To It.

My Personal Philosophy Is I'm Running A 100-yard Dash, And I Haven't Reached The End.

On My Football Field, I Know What Bliss Is. My Team Cuddles More Than The Missus. We Won't Inject Drugs, Just Oodles Of Hugs. I Warm Up My Team With Some Kisses.

In L.a., Everyone Is Competing For The Next Job, And In New York, It's Pretty Much The Same Thing: Competing For A Better Job.