I'd Kill Myself If I Was As

I Didn't Have A Cup Of Coffee Until I Was 27.

I Keep Getting These Extraordinary Letters, Really Weird Ones From American Sports Stars - I've Always Thought You Were One Pretty Lady And Now That You're Single I Want To Meet You For A Drink.

I'd Kill Myself If I Was As Fat As Marilyn Monroe.

I’ve Always Thought Marilyn Monroe Looked Fabulous, But I’d Kill Myself If I Was That Fat…i Went To See Her Clothes In The Exhibition, And I Wanted To Take A Tape Measure And Measure What Her Hips Were. She Was Very Big.

It's Definitely Part Of My Job Description Not To Be Too Fat.