I'd Definitely Like To See Less Twerking

I Don't Really Miss God But I Sure Miss Santa Claus!

Cocaine Is Like Really Evil Coffee.

There's Even One For Your Titties. I Haven't Done The Boobs Mask One Yet-you Just Stick It On Your Tits, Apparently. I Have To Try It. But I Did The Foot One And The Hand One Yesterday, And It Makes My Skin Crazy. It's Like I Just Had Sex For Four Days.

No Guy Is Worth Your Tears, But When You Find That One That Could Be Worth It, He Shouldn't Make You Cry.

In Rock Stardom There's An Absolute Economic Upside To Self-destruction.