I Yearn To Be A Woman Of

I'm Very Detail Oriented. I Think That's Why People Enjoy My Memoirs - Because I Tend To Remember Everything.

In Real Life, I Tend To Yell At People A Lot. Not Because I'm Bossy Or Mean, But Because I'm Frustrated.

I Would Rather Receive A Pap Smear From Captain Hook Than Venture Out On New Year's Eve.

I Believe That I Have Such A Vanilla Life.

You Know What It Was Like? It Was Like Thinking I Was Heading To A Surprise Party And Instead It Was A Surprise Pap Smear.