I Yearn To Be A Woman Of

I Yearn To Be A Woman Of More Depth, But I'm Not So Fond Of The Path I'd Need To Follow To Get There.

Amen,' I Exclaim, Accidentally Spitting Out A Raisinet. I Pick Up The Chocolate With A Kleenex And Stuff It In My Purse. Ten Bucks Says A Month From Now I'll Have Forgotten About It And Will Finally Have Said Heart Attack When I Assume A Rat Shat In There.

The Best Thing About Being 45 Is Not Taking Myself So Seriously.

You Think You're So Cool Just Because You Can Walk!

Owning A Dog Is Slightly Less Expensive Than Being Addicted To Crack.