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The Snowflake Never Needs To Feel Responsible For The Avalanche.

In The Midst Of A Burning-hot Shaming, Calling For Patience And Context And Understanding And Empathy Can Really Land You In Trouble.

Of Course There Are People Who Would Like To Eat Breakfast Without The Screams Of Toddlers All Around Them, But Those People Should Get Over Themselves And Stop Being Stuck Up And Idiotic.

Twitter Wanted To Become A More Egalitarian Justice System, But Instead It Became A Draconian One.

Somebody Told Me, “twitter Hates Tabloids, But Twitter Is Constantly Acting Like A Tabloid, Repeating The Mistakes Of The Things We’re Hoping To Better.” Twitter Wanted To Become A More Egalitarian Justice System, But Instead It Became A Draconian One.