I Write Funny Nonfiction Adventure Books About

Sometimes The Personalities At The Helm Of The Madness Industry Are, With Their Drives And Obsessions, As Mad In Their Own Way As Those They Study. And That Relatively Ordinary People Are, More And More, Defined By Their Maddest Edges.

It Is Slightly Chilling To Realize There Are Rational, Functional People Up There Employed To Spot, Nurture, And Exploit Those Down Here Among Us Who Are Irrational And Can Barely Cope. If You Want To Know How Stupid You’re Perceived To Be By The People Up There, Count The Unsolicited Junk Mail You Receive. If You Get A Lot, You’re Perceived To Be Alluringly Stupid.

Bedlam: An Institution With A History So Fearsome It Gave Its Name To A Synonym For Chaos And Pandemonium.

I Write Funny Nonfiction Adventure Books About Crazy, Serious Worlds.

We Were Creating A World Where The Smartest Way To Survive Is To Be Bland.