I Wouldn't Say I'm Vain - I'm

When I Was A Kid It Was Big News When Someone Flew Around The World In A Little Aeroplane, But Nobody Cared When I Did It. Then, To Rub Salt Into My Wounds, The Customs People Ripped My Aeroplane To Pieces, Looking For Stuff.

I Think If You Are Creative Then It's An Unstoppable Thing. It Just Keeps Coming Throughout Your Entire Life.

I've Spent A Lot Of Time In The United States And I'm Not Under Any Illusions That It's A Crime-free Nirvana. I'm Well Aware It Has Plenty Of Problems, Though They Seem To Be Associated With Particular Areas.

My Dad Was A Baggage Handler At Heathrow And Careful With Money. He Worked Hard And Had Three Jobs When I Was Young. I Wish I'd Inherited His Care For Money. Sadly, I've Grown Up To Be Rather Scatty When It Comes To Finances.

I Wouldn't Say I'm Vain - I'm Just In A Job Where The Way You Look Is Important. Well, At Least The Facelift Wasn't Vanity, But The Hair Was.