I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If

The Only Way You Can Become A Legend Is In Your Coffin

Never, Never Trust Anyone Who Asks For White Wine. It Means They're Phonies.

There Was More Good Acting At Hollywood Parties Than Ever Appeared On The Screen.

I've Lost My Faith In Science.

I Firmly Believe, However, That If Your Children Have Never Hated You, You Have Failed As A Parent.