I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If

One Begins To Realize That One Is Getting Old When The Birthday Candles Weigh More Than The Cake.

[on Gay Men:] Let Me Say, A More Artistic, Appreciative Group Of People For The Arts Does Not Exist ... They Are More Knowledgeable, More Loving Of The Arts. They Make The Average Male Look Stupid.

It's Better To Be Hated For Who You Are, Than To Be Loved For Someone You're Not. It's A Sign Of Your Worth Sometimes, If You're Hated By The Right People.

People Stood On Their Chairs, Cheering And Waving. And It Was All For Me! Waves Of Love Flooded The Stage And Washed Over Me. I Started To Cry. The Sweetness Of Such A Moment Is Impossible To Describe. One Is Both Lover And Beloved. ... I'd Found The One True, Enduring Romance Of My Life.

One Can Be Respected With The Truth In Hollywood Just As Much As Anywhere Else You Know Or Else I Wouldn't Have Had A Career.