I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If

Oh, Don't Let's Ask For The Moon. We've Already Got The Stars.

One Begins To Realize That One Is Getting Old When The Birthday Candles Weigh More Than The Cake.

I May Not Have Been Wearing A Mink Coat, But I Was Traveling With A Dog. That Should Have Made You Think I Was An Actress!

[on Gay Men:] Let Me Say, A More Artistic, Appreciative Group Of People For The Arts Does Not Exist ... They Are More Knowledgeable, More Loving Of The Arts. They Make The Average Male Look Stupid.

I Am A Woman Meant For A Man, But I Never Found A Man Who Could Compete.