I Wouldn't Mind Being Taller, Because When

I Moved To Chicago In 1980 To Go To College

In Heaven, After Antipasti, The First Course Will Be Pasta.

I'm Not A Particularly Good Cook. Part Of It Is That It Is The Kind Of Cooking Anybody Could Do If They Bothered. It's Improvisational. I Cook With Whatever I Have Laying Around.

I Don't Feel Like Embarrassing Kurt By Talking About What A Psycho Hosebeast His Wife Is, Especially When He Knows It Already.

Know What You're Trying To Do Before You Do It. Turning Knobs At Random Isn't Enlightening Any More Than Throwing Paint At A Wall Blindfolded Will Let You Paint A Nice Picture.