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It Has Been Said That A Pretty Face Is A Passport. But It's Not, It's A Visa, And It Runs Out Fast.

A Cynic Should Never Marry An Idealist. For The Cynic, Marriage Represents The Welcome End Of Romantic Life, With All Its Agony And Ecstasy. But For The Idealist, It Is Only The Beginning.

When The Sex War Is Won Prostitutes Should Be Shot As Collaborators For Their Terrible Betrayal Of All Women.

If You Want Sex, Have An Affair. If You Want A Relationship, Buy A Dog.

The Pictures From The First Professional Photo Session That The Young David Beckham Submitted Himself To Are Extraordinary. He Has A Barely Suppressed Smile, As Though He And The Cameraman Are Complicit In The Understanding That This Is Not Yet David Beckham We See And That There Is An Element Of Deceit In Selling The Photographs As Such