I Wouldn't Go Out Of My Way

It's Great Meeting Children Because You Never Know What They Will Say.

She's A Pot-of-tea-before-i-say-boo-to-you Woman. There's Always A Pile Of Warm Teabags In The Sink When I Come Down, Like What A Horse Would Leave Behind.

I'm Going To Sound Like An Old Man But At My Age, It's Lovely Doing Something That You've Never Done Before.

Good Ideas Are Often Murdered By Better Ones.

No Matter How Close To Personal Experience A Story Might Be, Inevitably You Are Going To Get To A Part That Isn't Yours And, Actually, Whether It Happened Or Not Becomes Irrelevant. It Is All About Choosing The Right Words.