I Wouldn't Give A Tinker's Damn For

Soon After, I Returned Home To My Family, With A Determination To Bring Them As Soon As Possible To Live In Kentucky, Which I Esteemed A Second Paradise, At The Risk Of My Life And Fortune.

No, I Never Did Get Lost, But I Was Bewildered For Three Days Once.

Let Peace, Descending From Her Native Heaven, Bid Her Olives Spring Amidst The Joyful Nations; And Plenty, In League With Commerce, Scatter Blessings From Her Copious Hand!

Felicity, The Companion Of Content, Is Rather Found In Our Own Breasts Than In The Enjoyment Of External Things; And I Firmly Believe It Requires But A Little Philosophy To Make A Man Happy In Whatever State He Is.

All You Need For Happiness Is A Good Gun, A Good Horse, And A Good Wife.