I Wouldn't Call Girls A Hobby. It's

There's No Job Too Immense, When You Got Confidence.

If You Cry When You're In Love, It Sure Ain't No Disgrace.

I'll Never Feel Comfortable Taking A Strong Drink, And I'll Never Feel Easy Smoking A Cigarette. I Just Don't Think Those Things Are Right For Me.

I Saw Three Shrimp In The Water, Two Were Old And Gray. I Swam A Little Closer, And I Heard The Third One Say, Good-bye Mama.

I'm Evil, My Middle Name Is Misery. Well, I'm Evil, So Don't Mess Around With Me.