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Of All Men The Drunkard Is The Foulest. The Thief When He Is Not Stealing Is Like Another. The Extortioner Does Not Practice In The Home. The Murderer When He Is At Home Can Wash His Hands. But The Drunkard Stinks And Vomits In This Own Bed And Dissolves His Organs In Alcohol.

The Cat Has Complete Emotional Honesty - An Attribute Not Often Found In Humans.

Some People Show Evil As A Great Racehorse Shows Breeding. They Have The Dignity Of A Hard Chancre.

I Have A Rotten Habit Of Picturing The Bedroom Scenes Of My Friends.

Any Man Who Eats Dessert Is Not Drinking Enough.